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thusspokesaraschuster:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


Blaze it and praise it.

thusspokesaraschuster:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Blaze it and praise it.

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

skylinegiraffe:

Sometimes I come across heterosexual sex pictures/gifs and I realize that there are people who aren’t Queer and it’s jarring for a moment. I’m so used to being Queer that I FORGOT heterosexuals existed for a moment?!?

So gay everything is gay. It’s the curse of too much internet.

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

"Certain kinds of knowledge rob people of their sleep."
Haruki Murakami1Q84 (387)

khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

thesugarnextdoor:

jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

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HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

LOL

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
melancholymakesthemusic:

hittings:

"but i have an infinite tenderness for you. I always will. all my life long."
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

I haven’t seen a movie this amazing in a long time.

melancholymakesthemusic:

hittings:

"but i have an infinite tenderness for you. I always will. all my life long."

Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

I haven’t seen a movie this amazing in a long time.