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sra-foreveralone:

story of my life 

sra-foreveralone:

story of my life 

suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

thusspokesaraschuster:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


Blaze it and praise it.

thusspokesaraschuster:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Blaze it and praise it.

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

skylinegiraffe:

Sometimes I come across heterosexual sex pictures/gifs and I realize that there are people who aren’t Queer and it’s jarring for a moment. I’m so used to being Queer that I FORGOT heterosexuals existed for a moment?!?

So gay everything is gay. It’s the curse of too much internet.

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

"Certain kinds of knowledge rob people of their sleep."
Haruki Murakami1Q84 (387)

khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

thesugarnextdoor:

jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

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HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

LOL